Freshly shaved everywhere

I don't like it when I'm hairy. It's disgusting. I feel better naked and silky. I shave regularly, I can't leave a single hair on my body. I get excited after shaving and I always masturbate. My bare penis squirts a lot of sperm on such occasions. I love being naked outdoors, the thought of it gives me an erection. I don't like and hate having a foreskin, so I always hide it, but I'm afraid of circumcision. I don't want it to be ugly afterwards.