Curriculum

Welcome to Ass Worship Academy. I'm Professor Goldy. You're my student.Today's curriculum is my ass. You're going to learn how to worship itproperly. Angles of observation. Correct verbal responses. Appropriatelevels of desperation. I'll present. I'll demonstrate. I'll test you. Popquizzes where I turn around and you tell me what you see. And a final exam— can you edge to just the sound of my voice saying two words without anyvisual? You can't. But I'll make you try. I'm Misha Goldy, and by the endof this lesson, my ass will be the only thing your brain can process. Buythis clip. Take notes. Stroke through every lesson. Cum at the final — if Ilet you.