Grimy Sneakers and Smelly Foot Worship!

Loser lined up my collection of worn sneakers so he can lick them down on the floor beneath me, while I file my nails and barely pay attention. Being an idiot, I have to remind him to quit sniffing the foot odor left in them and only be licking: sides, tops and bottoms (since he's a loser, this is his favorite area!). I love it when dumbass tries to use his brain and think, telling me that he's licked every pair clean (he's pretty sure of himself). Uh, what are on my feet, moron? Crawl your loser ass over here and lick the bottom of my Vans! As he licks, I ask him what the favorite part of the crud on the bottom of my shoes--is it that I was in the women's restroom, or the dawg shht I stepped in? (because I did!). Like a moron, he says the dawg shht lol. Then has has to remove my yucky sneakers and smell my 'room clearing' lil gym socks!!