Hitchhikin' Ho

So you're driving along on a dusty gravel road, minding your own business and contemplating how great it would be to get your cock sucked when all of a sudden you a smokin' hot bitch up ahead. The closer you get, the bigger her tits get, and you start to realize that she is dressed up like a common hooker. Then you realize that she IS a common hooker. Is this a big-titted mirage? Is this busty ball-drainer a figment of your fucking perverted imagination? No, she is real. And her overactive sex drive is real, too. You pick her up and take her to your place for some R&R, which of course stands for rack and relaxation. She whips out her big tits and tells you to fuck her for all she is worth. And what is she worth? The couple of bills you are throwing her to get in her pussy, of course. You bought it; you break it in, buddy. Use that pussy like it's a lease, because technically, it is.