French Maid

The work of a maid never ends. It seems I have been cleaning all day and you're not back from work yet. Must be the traffic. So to surprise you I break out the chilled stuff and wait for your arrival. I start to vacuum and dust some more to pass the time. How did I know you'd be so restless when you got home? “Pardon Monsier, je voudrais dézipper vos pantaloons.” (Pardon me Sir, I would like to unzip your pants.) Ooo La La!