Daisy Pheonix Calls Porn Dude for Some Big, Easy Dick

I was feeling horny over the weekend, a common predicament, so I figured I’d fap test a few new sites for ThePornDude. Just as I’d lubed up my favorite synthetic fuck hole, my phone buzzed, offering a chance at the real thing. “Hi, Porn Dude! Do you wanna come over?” It was none of than the beautiful Daisy Pheonix! “No, you’re definitely not the fourth or fifth person I called,” she said. I grabbed some snacks and made my way over for some Netflix and Chill. We settled on a romantic comedy as Daisy moved closer on the couch. I did my best to pay attention to the flick, but I was a lot more interested in the chick—and she noticed. “What the fuck? How are you hard from this?” I tried to explain myself. “I gotta see this,” Daisy said, unwrapping the biggest treat I brought. She called me a pervert when she saw the thing, but I think this sweet flower might be a bit of a deviate herself, because it was in her mouth a moment later.