Maddie's Dick Ratings

Dick rating time and this week we have gorgeous blonde MILF Maddie with her strong northern accent and even stronger views on tiny cocks! Poor old Steve (who made the mistake of photographing his penis next to a Duracell battery) comes in for a barrage of insults. So does Andrew with his sissy panties and non existent cock. After calling them losers, virgins and explaining how their dicks wouldn't please any woman, she really humiliates them by comparing them side by side and listing their weaknesses!