The More See-thru the Bigger Your Tip or the Bigger Tip-her?

The more see-thru the bigger your tip or the bigger tip-her? Bonjour, this is Piper, and welcome to The Sunshine Show! Where I try on the mystery micro bikinis that you send me from Gilligan's Island, the last vacation you took, and your tooth floss cabinet. To all MV Crushes, thank you for making the creation of this episode possible! Your host Piper measure every inch of the swimsuit to make sure it really qualify as micro bikinis. Then will swiftly disappear behind the famous room divider to take everything off and slip into the smallest pieces of fabric every seen on beaches. Will it barely fit, that is the question?