All That Bragging for That!?

Ohhh, here we go again. You really looked at that tiny little thing and decided you were packing like a king? Please. I’ve seen bigger specks of dust. You keep bragging like you’ve got some legendary cock, but the reality is so underwhelming I’d need a magnifying glass just to find it. And now you want the whole world to see? Fine, just don’t be surprised when everyone else starts laughing too