Secret Underwater Kink Session in My Pool Hiding From Neighbours

I've got a brand new underwater camera and I want to test it out in my garden pool, but there's a tiny problem. The neighbours overlook it. So I've come up with a very naughty plan. I slip a cheeky little plug inside me, zip up my short Cressi wetsuit, strap on my dive weights and snorkel gear, and explain to you that all the kinky fun has to happen at the bottom of the pool where nobody can see. I pack all my secret toys into a waterproof bag so it looks completely innocent up top. Once I'm submerged, I tease you by swimming around, pulling my suit aside to reveal my butt plug, clearing my mask, and then. The real fun begins. Underwater, where it's our little secret, I unzip my wetsuit and attach nipple clamps with tinkling bells, slip a crotch rope into place, and pop in a gag. I'm completely kitted out in delicious gear, beneath the surface, playing just for you.