The Lord's Love All Over My Face

Being a nun is the greatest thing ever. I love serving the Lord. Every morning and ever night I think about how I can better serve the Lord. When I am on my knees pleasing him, I am in my finest hour. As the Lord's wife, I want to be the best wife to him that I can be. When I take the sacrament and he fills my mouth I can feel his holy power. Nothing feels better than to fill my mouth with the Lord, to cram his love down my throat. So much love that I gag on it. Then, as if to reward me for being such a great wife, and to reaffirm my decision to serve him and become a nun, the Lord blows his hot steaming load of love all over my face. In the name of the step-father, step-son and holy ghost. Amen!