The Bad Date: Ignore, Smoking, Rejection

You're waiting for your date and I show up, pack of smokes in hand, dressed in a smoking hot black little dress, pearls and heels. I set down my purse and don't say a word to you at first. I light up a More menthol cigarillo and inhale deeply. I say that you must be the guy I've come to meet, but I look disappointed. I ignore you for the most part, treat you with scorn and give my cigarettes far more attention. I order a double and down it with ease, looking at my phone and even answering it and talking cheerfully to my friend while ignoring you. I finish my cigarette and immediately light up a clove cigar, the hot cherry glowing in the summer evening light. I tell you that you look nothing like your photos, and you know now that you're worst fears have been confirmed-I'm deeply disappointed. I inhale my clove deeply, blow the smoke in your face and continue to pay you no attention, apart from curt one word replies to your attempts at conversation, or a roll of the eyes.