Your Dick Meets My Nikes

I love dicks. Mmmmm yummy dicks. I love big, hard, perfectly shaped, thick dicks. I do not love your dick! Your dick is puny, ugly, and weird shaped. I don't know why you keep sending me pictures of your dick or posting them on social media but STOP! nobody wants to see that ugly thing. But you think your dick is sooo great, don't you? So.. I have a surprise for you. Lets get that dick nice and hard, ok? Look at my fantastic ass. I know you like that because you tell me every time how hard it make s your dick when you send me dick pics!Good and hard? great. Oh, did you think I was going to suck your cock? No. I'm going to stomp on your ugly fucking dick with my favorite Nikes.