You Are Absolutely Worthless

Lick our beautiful feet clean, you absolutely worthless piece of trash! Yes, that’s right, you! Get down there right now and start licking, all that dirt has to come off, down to the very last crumb. You’re good for nothing else, useless, worthless, and pitiful to watch as you try to be of service to Lady Blackdiamoond and me (Missy van Licks). There’s no way to humiliate you as much as your mere existence already does!