Sex Makes Supers! Transformed Into Superhero Through Sex

We are scientists in a world with Supers. You have superpowers, and I don't. You promised me that by our first anniversary as a married couple, I'd have powers of my own. Unfortunately you couldn't keep your promise. It's our anniversary, and I'm still not a Super. It's okay - I've still enjoyed researching with you this past year. But then I surprise you - I think I might have figured out what we were missing. It seems that in order to become a super, you need a very specific combination of factors ... and the most efficient way to achieve them is sex. Shall we try?