Cheating Ex Dumped and Downgraded to Foot Worshipper

Sit down, do not open your mouth, and do not even attempt to interrupt me. Did you honestly think you could cheat on me and just get away with it? You are absolutely, hopelessly pathetic. I gave you my time, my energy, my loyalty, and my dark, beautiful presence, and this is how you repay me. I am entirely out of your league in every single way, and you just proved to everyone exactly why you never deserved me in the first place. I am packing up my things and taking everything that ever made your dull life even remotely interesting. You are never getting into my bed again. Your days of touching my delicious body, lying next to me, or being my boyfriend are completely over. As of this exact moment, I am officially downgrading you. You are now a pathetic foot worshipper. You belong hovering on the floor like a total loser, staring up at me with desperate eyes. Make yourself useful and look directly at my feet, my dark nail polish, my high arches, and my smooth soles.