Office Drama Featuring Sinn Sage, Hannah Perez

Oh my, have you been bad? Hannah Perez and I work in the same office with you, unfortunately, and your sorry ass just got passed up for a major promotion with a huge raise. A promotion that WE got instead! A promotion that we EARNED by working really hard. However, you've decided that you should have gotten it instead because you're a SORE loser, and so you have been gossiping and telling everyone around the office that the only reason we got this promotion was that we are FUCKING our way to the top! Well, we've had enough of your rumor spreading! We show up at your door pissed off as fuck and push our way into your place. We immediately shove you on the ground and stand over you, berating your pathetic loser ass. The only reason you said any of those hurtful things is because you are super JEALOUS of us! You're jealous not only that you're not as good at your job or as hard a worker as we are, but ALSO that you can't fuck us! You stare at us around the office all day....