#ST. PATRICK'S DAY

Emerald-tipped tiaras adorn luscious loins as lads and lasses get lucky on a leprechaun's lucky day; shamrocks sprout from pert pussies, clover-leafed cunnilingus rituals unfold amidst pint glasses of potent potable potions, bearded studs don green suspenders to frame their fiery fuck-faces, and feisty she-males flaunt glittering emerald bikinis as they ride the rainbow to a land of lusty leprechaun luau.